NaijaTalk: Observations.

Part 1:
During my school days i observed that: (1)Since José Mourinho got sacked by Chelsea in
2007.
Chelsea have won 7 trophies and Arsenal have won
0."
(2)When you scream God's name during sex, i wonder
if you're trying to remind Him to punish u later."
(3)The day a ghost got involved in an accident was
the
day i stopped watching nollywood movies."
(4)What's the relationship between Rain & PHCN in
Nigeria? It seems almost like an automatic switch thing..
(5)Someone walks up to u eating ice-cream and tells
u to help him with T-fare cos he's stranded..pls shoot
him!"
(6)He did the exam so well that he took the answer
scripts home to show his room-mates" (7) That awkward moment when you type
"Trophyless"
on google and the result shows "Arsenal""
(8)Just put currency sign in front of your pin and
igbo
girls would add you. $2737A4A7" (9) Sweat from some girls' armpits can turn blue
litmus
paper red."
(10)If your girlfriend refuses to accept the Bible &
anointing oil or Qu'ran as Val's gift, free her, na
WITCH" (11)They say love is more important than money. Pls
try paying a lagos conductorur with a hug?"
(12)In a Nigerian Home...if your friend forgets to
greet
your parents, that's the end of that friendship.
(13)Women are like police, they might have all the evidence in the world but they still want a
confession!"
(14)People that smoke weed before going to church,
you won' compete with the most high?"
(15)In a Naija Home, ur parents will call u frm ur
room to pick up something that is sitting literally 2inches
away from them.
(16)If God's Plan For You is BROWN TEETH,
even IRON
SPONGE cannot change it!"
(17)If 80k brazilian hair couldn't get you a good husband, why not use it to pay a counselor to talk
good
sense into your life"
(18) Ushers sef.. d won't allow one sleep
comfortably
during service.. thought the house of God is also my father's house?"